Summer is over. The kids are back at school. It is time to take the gun out of the cabinet and go do grown-up stuff. Hunting season is upon us! What better way to celebrate than with a great competition?
We’ll have a running competition from now till New Year’s, where we give out prizes to lucky hunters with great antlers. A Royal Stag (12 points) is an automatic 250 Frequent Shooter Points to your account. For every tag above 12, we add 50 more shooter points. A Monarch (16 tags) will net you 450 shooter points and undying glory! All you have to do to join the competition is to take a photo of yourself with the stag and send it to us at email@example.com. Or you can just post it on social media like Instagram with the hashtag #vertebrae_hunting or facebook (and tag our page: https://www.facebook.com/vrtbr/).
When we are mentally capable again after New Year’s, our team of experts* will examine the photos for tines, crowns and beauty. Desperate attempts at cheating will be condemned, creative cheating will naturally be appreciated. The biggest and best stag will be rewarded with a Vertebrae Fusion Bipod!
But, I can hear you cry! But, not all of you have access to Royal Stags, let alone a chance to down the Monarch of the Glen you say? The closest thing in your neighbourhood is ol’Daisy with a garden rake duct-taped to her horns? Never fear, my friends! We have something for everybody, also the tag-less among us. Send (or share, etc) your best “trophy” photo and a consolation prize will be mailed to you.
Let the games begin!
**Please don’t shoot Ol’Daisy!